PLEASE DO NOT EDIT THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT FANFIC KOKONA BAD DAY BEST SELLING BOOK SERIES UWU BOOBS MCKENZIE MACKENZIE MCKENZENZINIE OWO YES KOKONA HARUKA KOKONA KOKONUT FANFIC FANFICTION BOOK SERIES NO EDIT YOU ARE NOT AUTHOR NO PERMISSION NO PLEASE ENJOY AND READ THUNK YEWW~
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THis is kokona bad sday fanfiction written by THE ONE TRUE LATTE HOTTE and justmonikatsuki is helping pls no edit unless i give you permission its very good important insert more tags here fanfiction fan fiction red blue purple kokona haruka markiplier yandere simulator author author fan-fiction meme dank meme dank yes green midori yandere yanderedev simulator fanfic fan fic fan-fic yes no yum midoro cheese osana namiji osana osana krabs mister krabs mr. osana krabs lobster uwu owo u w u o w o
Kokona bad day 1: Books Mckenzezinie[]
The headmaster rips Kokona's shirt and... a bunch of books fall out! "What the hell? I thought you had big tids i've been catfished wahh" he says, running away and not even bothering to put his pants back on. Kokona cries and says "Oh no not again. i need to do something about this" She grabs a box under her bed. Its full of money she gets from her compensated dates.
She runs to the school and bangs on the science club room door. Kaga opens the door and scowls at her "what the hell kokona its 3 in the morning" he said "well you're here too kaga" kokona says. kaga rolls his eyes "what do you want kokona." he looks down. "where the fuck did your boobs go" Kokona hands him the stack of books. "put these in my skin pls" kaga shakes his head "no way im fucking doing that" kokona hands him the box. he opens the box and counts the money "hell yes im fucking doing that" he says.
he takes the knife from the occult club and cuts open kokona's chest. he then puts the books inside her and stiches her back up. kokona smiles "yayyy now i can go back on my dates with older men thanks kaga!!" she says running out of the room. kaga is throwing the money in the air "anytime! moneyyyyy~" kokona heads to the headmasters office "hey kocho look i have boobs now" she says. the headmaster looks up. "oh wow yay heres money" "yayyyy" says kokona and she living happily evr after the end :)
Kokona bad day 2: Tea[]
Kokona was having a lovely day when she hears a big commotion. "Huh??!?!??!?!??!??!?! What the fuck...?" she sees osana arguing with mr. krabs. "Well you werent even there in this life when he needed you! BAKA!" she hears osana yell. mr krabs scoffs. "That hardly matters! H'es my son so he must do as I say! And i refuse to let him date a poor person like you! AGARGARGARGARG" kokona is confused. "what are they talking about." her phone buzzes. "OH! im gonna be late! i better hurry!"
kokona runs down the street and catches many people's attention thanks to anime jiggle physics. She sits down on a bench and checks the time on her watch. "huh. my phone is a little early. so im not late." she waits for a couple minutes when an old sexy man walks up to her. "hey kocho" she says. "Huuhuhuhuh!!! Im not kocho! that is my cosuin and he is the president of akademi elementary school." he says. kokona nods "ok sorry you just look alike." he sits on the bench and they cuddle when kokona notices osana walking down the street with a red haired boi.
"Why didnt you tell me you were mr. krabs's secret love childd???!?!??!?!?!?!??? This could cause a scandall! YOu know shiromi, that weird student council memeber, always teams up with that pink and orange haired bully to dig up people's dirty secrets!!" osana yells at him. Kokona gets an idea to get even more money not from her sugar daddies. she take out her phone and records the conversation.
after osana and lobster-hair boy leaves and she has the smexy times with headmaster's cousin, she goes to the school and goes in the girls bathroom. there she finds the bullies having a tea party. "Hey hana. Tell mushiromi to meet me on the roof. i need to talk to you guys." kokona says then walks to the roof. after a couple minutes, hana and shiromi find her on the roof. "So, like, what did you, like, wanna say?" hana askes, playing mystic messenger on her phone. kokona takes out her phone and plays the recording of Osana and Lobster boi's convo. Shiromi smiles. Hana looks up from her phone. "ooh, tea."
Kokona says “I will send you this recording for ¥10740” hana looks her like she’s crazy. “Omg no wae thats like $100.” Shiromi looks at hana and says “01001001 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110100 01100001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01100110 01110101 01101110 01100100 01110011 00100000 01101111 01110101 01110100 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110011 01110100 01110101 01100100 01100101 01101110 01110100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01110101 01101110 01100011 01101001 01101100” hana types some shit on her phone then smiles. “Omg you can, like, take funds out of the student council? Ok do it!!!” kokona smiles then after getting the paypal notification sends the recording to hana. “*Info chan voice* pleasure doing business with you”
Kokona walks home, feeling satisfied with herself when all of a sudden Mary S- I mean, Elise appears out of no where! "Hi mary- i mean uh Elise! What are you doing here?" Mary sue, I MEAN, Elise shrugs. "I think I'm in the wrong video game. I'm sorry. Please take this money as an apology~" She hands kokona ¥10677543524 and disappears into a cloud of magic sparkles. Kokona shakes her head. "Thats the second cameo in this fanfic."
The next day kokona is eating her bento when she notices that weird boy from the drama club staring at her tits. "Hey unless your gonna pay me, you're not allowed to stare." She said. the weird purple boy scratches his head. "I'm Riku. And I'm not staring, I am reading." he says. Kokona laughed and rolled her eyes. WHEN SUDDENLY A BIG EXPLOSION OSANA IS DEAD AND EARTHQUAKE!!!!!
"Gasp!" says Kokona the fountain is explode and water everywhere!!!!1!!!!!1 Rikue screams when he see Osana dead body and he cries because he Iove Osana-chan. Kokona comfort him and RIku fall in love again but with Kokona. Yendere-chen is watch this from after and smiles "haha my bomb worked and also i can eliminate kokona by matchmaker" she approach riku and say "*info chan voice* hey, big boy, wanna buy some cat pics?" riku saeys yes and buys the cat pics from yendere. TASK COMPLETE!!!1!!!1!1!!1!!!!!!1!!!!
tbc lol~